A while ago I said to Knut “You know, I think Dumbledore is gay.”
He thought I was crazy.
Of course, it turns out I was right! In this vein of extreme cleverness, I’m going to try my hand and predicting the next Chris Nolan Batman movie.
There will be Catwoman in the form of Rachel!
Evidence:
Lucius explains that the new batsuit will hold up against cats.
Rachel’s body was never shown.
Rachel’s funeral was not shown or referenced.
The explosion at the warehouse started somewhere in the background, so the size is unknown.
Joker previously generates a situation where it appears that there will be an explosion that does not happen (the gas grenade in the bank manager’s mouth)
Joker was aware that Rachel is extremely special to Batman (he says so during the
Joker clearly has no problem altering other people’s mentalities or bodies for amusement (Harvey Dent, prisoner with bomb under his skin)
Supposition:
Rachel’s character was really fleshed out into a memorable character. A dramatic funeral would have fit the tone.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is far too cool to kill off and she has frequently played characters with strange quirks (Secretary)
The room where Maggie is held appears to be a basement. It appeared that the building that was blown up had lots of windows and the explosion appeared to come mostly from the first floor.
Rachel’s final letter said that she loved Harvey Dent, Harvey Dent turns vengeful after her (presumed) death. It would be a nice parallel if she then avenged him, attacking Batman (Dent’s killer).
My other hope which is based ENTIRELY in my imagination is:
Alan Cumming as… THE PENGUIN!
Alan is a native South African. While he gained fame an a brutal drug lord, he found his real place running guns, mines, and drugs into the Ivory Coast and Congo in exchange for blood diamonds. His beaky appearance, black and white clothing, and above all his love of “ice” gave rise to the nickname “Penguin.”
Now Penguin, is lured to
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