Monday, September 22, 2008

Math Questions for Literature Majors



Math Questions for Literary Majors

If The Natural is riding on a train traveling 60 mph and the obviously Freudian tunnel is 2000 feet away, how long before Memo declares “Oh, I am a twisted tree?”

If Beowulf can kill a being with the mark of Cain once every three days, how many hours does it take before he wins the honor of the Danes?

If a black ram can tup a white ewe no more than thirteen times in a day and no fewer than once a day, what are the maximum and minimum amount of times Desdemona must submit to the Moor in a fortnight?

If Miss Elizabeth Bennett’s prejudice falls at an average rate of 15% per day after seeing Pemberly, how many day must pass before Mr. Darcy ought dare to renew his offer of marriage?

If tilting at windmills is successful only three times in five, and there stand no less than forty giants; how many attacks sanctioned by God must Sancho witness?

Mary Lennox’s colonial compound consists of her beautiful self absorbed mother, sickly distant military father, her ayah, and twenty five additional native servants. If cholera infects the household at the rate of 1.2 persons per day and death occurs an average of three days after infection, how long before Mary is the sole survivor ready to start a new and challenging life in Yorkshire?


(please note, due to decreased time for enjoyable activities, I did not double check the spelling of these characters' names.  You have my humblest apologies!)

Whew! Sorry I've been away so long! This Grad School/Working/Social Life thing had been kind of rough on me lately. I need to get into some kind of rhythm. One, preferably, that gives me 28 hours a day.

Anyway, a surprisingly amount of my pals and relatives are studying for the GRE so they too can go to grad school! I am such a trend setter. Since the majority of them are poetic souls, their math skills have deteriorated since high school, and now have to relearn math.

 Fortunately, I didn't have to take them because I cannot remember what logs are or what you do with them or how to find them on a calculator.

In an effort to support these brave souls, I created these math questions. Hopefully, they'll help!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hands down, the best math quiz ever!